(Source: ayemstark, via karrinmurphs)

gerrardly:

do you know like in horror movies how one member of the group disappears or is killed, like one at a time, so the remaining are always wondering if they’re next

that’s what happened to liverpool’s defense on the last 10 minutes of this game

Johnson do u really think running with the ball straight into someone is gonna make u go past them do u really

I hate when we sign a new player and they’re sitting in the crowd and watching is play for the first time and were losing and it’s like??!! I hope he doesn’t regret coming here????

Do u cry or do you laugh in this situation????????

gerrardly:

lol yo mama so fat but even her body couldnt cover the gigantic holes in liverpool’s defense so what is the point.

(via thomasrnueller)

Why

gerrardly:

we call you stevie and xabi’s love child and this is how you repay us

ryan-mcstunna:

i can’t wait to shamelessly force my sports teams into my children’s hearts

(via jordanibes)

tatianaception:

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

(via moriarty)

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